9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
no you cant smoke seaweed
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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