Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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