I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I am midnight drunk by noon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like having sex with a tree stump
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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