WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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