how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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