Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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