I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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