I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she smelled like a LAN party
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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