Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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