What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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