he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Of course I have a pirate flag
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I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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