You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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