Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
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Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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