peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Your penis caused this!
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