Quick, to the slutcave!
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
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i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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