I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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