Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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