omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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