I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Farmville is her only friend.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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