Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
be right there i have to get my cape
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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