Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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