there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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