At least make sure they are 18
Why
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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