I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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