Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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