her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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