It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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