I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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