Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
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John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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