I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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