Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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