I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Randomize