saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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