i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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