We're facebook friends in real life
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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