found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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50% drunk capacity currently
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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