Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Randomize