Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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