Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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