and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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