I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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