K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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