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woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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