She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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