Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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