im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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