This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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