i think i have herpe
just one?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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