so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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