can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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